Thursday, September 10, 2009

Kurt Cobain Done Been Shitted On

SO, I would like to echo the dismay expressed by Jesse's Kranzler concerning the lack of respect shown to the man on this blog on this Monday. I'm not pointing any fingers, but Magical Fuckers fucked up. Let's not let that happen again, cus in a world where Kurt Cobain is allowed to be forgotten, cake eaters like Eddie Vedder win.

Secondly (and much more seriously), I don't know if any fans of the game known as "Guitar Hero 5" read this blog, but if you do own said video game, and are reading this, I would like to strongly urge you to take to the mothafuckin' streets and murder/burn/fuck that game and the despicable cake eaters who made it in the face.

In this game, you can "unlock" an avatar of Kurt Cobain, which will then digitally perform horrendous shit such as, but not limited to, Flava Flav, Bush, and Jon Bon Jovi's seminal illustration of how mindless and soulless music can possibly be; "Shot Through The Heart." Having the digital likeness of Cobain "perform" songs that are diametrically opposed to everything he represented and believed in is a horrendous disservice to the memory of an awesome musician, person, and Captain of Policing Cake. Courtney Love is trying to get this shit recalled, even though she may or may not have authorized said shit in the first place, so lets all cross our fingers and hope the forces of good prevail.

Also, lets do our part to combat this historical revisionist bastardization and keep Nirvana Mondays alive from now on. K?

So you know what I'm taking about:

2 comments:

  1. irony hipsters love that shit. n guitar hero

    ReplyDelete
  2. Maybe Bon Jovi ought to dig up Cobain's corpse and sodomize it as an encore to this outrage.

    ReplyDelete