Saturday, October 31, 2009

site of the month

DontEvenReply.com

RAFAEL RAFAEL

this guy is a mad scientist of internet art, see lip!!



he's also got a knack for simple but clever drawings, see pics!!





but he is best known for these peculiar websites, which i dont really know how to describe because they are so FAR OUT..... lets call them flash-driven-internet-headache-explorations

happy halloween

MY FAVS:

HYBRID MOMENT

FROM THE DARK PAST

HOT DOOM

COMPLETE LIST:

NEW RAFAEL


not to mention the iphone apps

WHAT SHOULD I DOWNLOAD???????



WHAT IS SOME GOOD MUSIC TO COME OUT IN THE LAST MONTH???? WHAT IS SOME GOOD MUSIC IN GENERAL THAT I PROBABLY HAVEN'T HEARD??????

Friday, October 30, 2009

Thursday, October 29, 2009

R.I.P. Devendra Banhart's Balls

Just got through listening to Devendra Banhart's new shitshow, What Will We Be. I feel like I could probably stop right there and you'd get the picture, because that is a bad title. But imma keep going anyways. This is a toothless, boring, predictable record. Two of those descriptions typically work for any Banhart release, but toothless he was usually not. I mean, this is a guy who wrote a song about wanting to marry little boys for fuck's sake! Pair that with insane parables featuring anthropomorphized animals and you've got at least something to work with. Also, his music, while a little bland, was not bad folk music. And folk music is a respectable genre! Finally, dude used to be so much fun to LOL at. See what I mean:





Observing someone so determined to get weird with every possible situation was fun. But alas, it seems Devendra got a little jealous of all the cash that snooze-rock artists such as Grizzly Bear and Fleet Foxes were banking and decided to take down the freak flag and start puttin' motherfuckers to sleep as well. Step one: Start dressing like a hipster.




Step two: Make a boring album that takes no effort whatsoever to listen to. Check and check. He's not even writing folk music anymore. I mean, I'm certainly not against artists branching out from their comfort zones and experimenting with their creative capabilities. I swear I'm not. But for a guy who's been pretty successful at making stark, super weird folk music to all of a sudden cut a vaguely folk-tinged surf-rock record in which he abandons the vocal approach that is the sole reason he is on any sort of musical map in favor of the laziest and most obvious harmonies to cash in on the current trends? That's just too much shit to reasonably expect me to eat without puking it all out all over your face, sir. So it is with this in mind that I am pronouncing the death of Devendra Banhart's balls.



R.I.P.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

New Inventions For The Torture Of Citizens

Jesus Christ. From Gawker:

Taser technology's evolving! A mere three-pronged shocker's got nothing on a taser shotty. Ba-blaw! Bang bang! If only that were all. You kids protesting globalization and world economic summits, we've got a new present for you, too: a TASER WALL.

Intrepid cNet reporter Caroline McCarthy went out to the desert to hang out with some TaserBros, and by TaserBros, I mean "The Alameda County Sheriff's Office." They introduce her to the pictured X12 Something Or Other Killer Death Shotgun. The gentleman assisting McCarthy helpfully notes that what's so awesome and neat about the X12 DeathShotty is that it only accepts ammunition for a Taser, so you know, god forbid somebody confuses the Bumblebee Shitspinner with an actual shotgun, they won't be able to pump Grade A American Lead into those pussyass kids screaming about the whales or whatever. Just voltage, pure and simple.

If only that were all. They also exhibit a shockingly awesome (heh) Wall of Tase, which, from what I can tell, works like this: say your little brother has some friends over and they're being real fuckers. You set up two "walls" on each side of the garage, facing each other. You coax them, in your driveway, to come back in the house. As they walk through the garage, you hit the trigger, and BA-BLAW! All nine of those little gremlins are now on the ground, unable to steal your weed. For extra fun, make them eat a bunch of popcorn kernels and see if you can get them to pop post-consumption.

So yes! Taser technology isn't going anywhere; in fact, it's getting cooler than ever. Kinda makes you sentimental for an old-fashioned nightstick beatdown, though, doesn't it? Sigh. Those were the good ol' days.

Dirt Cake (The Best)



Ingredients:
1 to 1 1/4 lb. pkg. Oreo cookies
1 (8 oz.) pkg. cream cheese
1/2 cup butter, softened
1 cup powdered sugar
3 cups milk
1 (12 oz.) tub Cool Whip (can use chocolate)
2 (3 1/2 oz.) pkg. instant vanilla or chocolate pudding
1/2 tsp. vanilla

1. Crush Oreos. Put 1/3 of the crushed Oreos into a new, clean flower pot. Set aside.

2. Mix butter, cream cheese and sugar and vanilla together. Set aside.

3. Combine milk and pudding mix. Fold Cool Whip into the pudding.

4. Fold together pudding mixture and butter-cream cheese mixture.

5. Layer this mixture (about 1/3 of it) onto the crumbled cookies in the pot. Next, add another layer of the pudding mixture, then another layer of cookie crumbs, continuing until all ingredients are used.

6 (optional). As you're layering the ingredients, decoratively place several gummy worms and critters in the "soil" so they will be seen emerging. If you have a toy (clean) garden trowel, a plastic daisy, or some edible flowers, these can also be used creatively to embellish the presentation.

Chill in refrigerator for 3 to 4 hours before serving.



STEVE ALBINI TALKS FOOD

Steve Albini has a way with words. Especially for a dude who insists the only reason he writes lyrics is that bands are "supposed to have lyrics." While I find that kind of ridiculous, I must admit that I love when he hurls truthbombs into the lobbies of bastardmusic, even under the guise of cuisinechat. Example:




BLOG: Can you think of a way to utilize the top of a pineapple?

ALBINI: In Associated Press style, "utilize" means "to press into service in a manner not usual or intended." Since pineapple tops' only usual or intended uses are to top off pineapples and Latin showgirls, anything done with one would satisfy your question. Let's try poking one up a Spin Doctor's ass...Neat. Now let's try sticking it in the eye of one of those tiresome "love rockers" on the "K" label or down the throat of some dreadful New Zealander pop whiner...Ohh, splendid! Now let's pulverize it as a source of cellulose fiber for making paper and textiles...Not as much fun as wholesale deforestation of old-growth timberlands. Can we force it on the gullible music scenesters as a fashion accessory by saying it represents the rebirth of the feminist aesthetic?...Yes! Grrrl Styllle.

http://www.gourmandizer.com/ezine/albini/

Monday, October 26, 2009

oh yeah...

the people have spoken and...

NIRVANA > THE FALL

FUCK YOU

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

It's that time again...

It's almost time to register for next semester's courses. I think to myself, "Self, what do I want to take next semester?"

I came across something very interesting in my list of classes:

"Topics: NIRVANA
H85.1130 History & Criticism 2 Credits
Instructor(s): Staff

Nirvana's Nevermind is often listed alongside The Beatles' Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band as one of the most important albums in rock history. Spearheaded by the late Kurt Cobain, Nirvana also helped shape the development of alternative independent rock in the 1990s. This unique course will consider the music and culture that shaped the rise of Nirvana, and the music and culture that Nirvana gave rise to. We'll examine the development of semi-popular music in the 1970s and its relationship to popular music; the development of the self-sufficient independent rock underground of the 1980s and its rejection of popular music; and Nirvana’s explosion into the mainstream in 1991 and popular music’s embrace of the rock underground. As we read texts like Michael Azzerad's Come as You Are and watch documentaries and music videos, we’ll investigate broader issues of subculture and bohemia, and their relationship to each other as well as to the pop mainstream. Students will consider why punk values triumphed in America in 1991, why Nirvana were the band that made it happen, and how the repercussions still shape the ambitions of bands and their audiences today."

Hmmmm...now the only question is would a true cake eater take this class, or would a true cake eater teach this class?

*discuss*

Saturday, October 24, 2009

FRIENDS, ENEMIES, STONERS, HACKERS.......

CHECK OUT LONGMONT POTION CASTLE AND LAUGH IT UP......

also respond to this and tell me some good new albums to pirate when i get home in a week

BOING

Friday, October 23, 2009

Snakes In The Grass


So, you guys, I just made an amazingly weird discovery via The Internet today. On the website Facebook, I am a member of a "group" known as "Meditation in School," which ostensibly advertises just that, that there should be time allotted for meditation in children's schools. I joined this group because I figured it probably wouldn't hurt the collective little ones to learn the respective values of patience and stillness and to insert some peace and quiet into their noisy annoying little existences; because I used to meditate quite frequently myself and it was really, really, really, really fun; and because why not. It has come to my attention, however, that the people in charge of this "group" are in fact completely insane. There has obviously been some sort of a hostile takeover of the group, because I never noticed anything like this before, and there is no longer anything in the groups description whatsoever about meditation. Lately I've been getting messages from the group that are all kind of crazy; messages with ominous titles such as "free Auric Field Protection." There were links to their website, so I followed them and found this bombshell:

Jesus’ Prophecy of Ron

Below is some text from the Talmud Jmmanuel (TJ). In this text, Jesus talks about Ron Amitron and the upcoming 2000 year ascension. The text after the • is a quote from the Talmud Jmmanuel, and the text after the ♥ is Ron’s short explanation.

Not until two times a thousand years will an unassuming man come who will recognize my teachings as truth and disseminate them with great courage. (Chapter 14 - The Wrongdoings of Judas Iscariot - 18)


So it will come true in two times a thousand years, when humans have become knowledgeable and thinking, and when my actual unfalsified teachings will be revealed anew. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 75)


The new prophet of that distant future will not possess as much strength and power over evil and sickness. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 76)


When Jesus performed healings, they were almost instantaneous. Now, however, instantaneous healings are not possible because of all our densities that have been created and transmitted to us throughout the last 4000 years - the 2000 years before Jesus, and the 2000 years after Jesus. Your densities result from your own experiences plus the densities of your ancestors!


But his knowledge will surpass mine, and his revelations about my real teachings will shake the foundations of the entire Earth, for in his time the world will be inundated by my teachings, as falsified by the distorters of the scriptures, and it will be living in false religious cults that bring death. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 77)


It will be a time when wars from space begin to threaten, and many new gods will seek to rule over the Earth. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 78)


The God energies were created by extraterrestrials in order to control humanity. When you pray to something outside of yourself, you are at prey to it!


Truly, truly, I say to you, the new prophet will be persecuted not only by a wrong-minded people, as will happen to me, but also by the whole world and by many deluded religious cults, which will bring forth many false prophets. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 79)


Yet, before the end of two times a thousand years the new prophet will reveal my unfalsified teachings to small groups, just as I teach the wisdom, the knowledge and the laws of the spirit of Creation to small group of trusted friends and disciples. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 80)


Nevertheless, his path will be very difficult and full of obstacles, because he will begin his mission in a peace-loving country in the North which will be dominated, however, by a strict and false religious cult based upon scriptural distortions of my teachings. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 81)


Ron began his healings in the United States of America, which is located in the northern hemisphere.


Thus I prophesy, and thus it shall be. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 82)


And he did not there show great signs of his power, nor did he impart his great wisdom because of their disdain for the truth. (Chapter 15 - In Nazareth - 83)


THIS IS RON AMITRON

!!!!!!!


Thursday, October 22, 2009

Monday, October 19, 2009

wait really?

he's dead??!??

"Cobain, the reluctant star of Seattle's grunge scene, died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound at the age of 27. His body was discovered on April 8, 1994 in a small room located over the garage of his Seattle home."

why would we celebrate a dead guy?

Sunday, October 18, 2009

ENTER THE VOID!

Tate Modern puts void in Turbine Hall
article + video here

An enormous steel chamber, not unlike a sea container, was today unveiled at Tate Modern, with visitors invited to walk up a ramp and enter a black void. Those who fear the dark may want to stay away.

The sculpture, called How It Is, is by Miroslaw Balka and is the tenth work in Tate Modern's annual series of Unilever commissions, which began with Louise Bourgeois' giant spider in 2000 and has since included an enormous sun, thousands of boxes and a giant crack in the floor.

The Warsaw-born artist has created a piece that the gallery fully expects will unnerve and unsettle visitors. The structure is enormous – 30 metres long, 10m wide and 13m high – and once inside it, visitors will walk into complete blackness hoping – presumably – that they don't then bump or knock into fellow art-lovers.

Tate Modern said health and safety had been on its mind and the space will be regularly patrolled by attendants with torches.

Balka is alluding to many things in the work – the biblical Plague of Darkness, black holes in space, images of hell – but curator Helen Sainsbury said reactions to the work would differ.

"Each one of us will approach this work and experience it very differently," she said. "For some it may be an incredibly sombre experience, for most it will be unnerving. For others there will be something quite comforting about going into a space like this full of strangers, yet being aware of each other."

Balka has been working on the piece, from concept to installation, for a year. Asked what his first reaction on walking into the completed container was, he said: "Whoa. It works."

The title, How It Is, is taken from Samuel Beckett's novel of the same name and Balka said the piece should be seen as being about everything and nothing. "There is no one single direct inspiration for the piece and the words of the artist are not so important. The work is important. It is good or bad. It works or it does not work."

Balka said he was using it as a space for contemplation and hoped others would do the same, just as people repeatedly visited Olafur Eliasson's The Weather Project in 2003, often lying on their backs and gazing up to the sun.

Tate Modern's director, Vicente Todolí, said it was a coincidence that this and recent commissions had been rather dark or sombre – before Balka there was Dominique Gonzalez-Foerster's shelter from permanent rain and Doris Salcedo's 167-metre-long crack in the floor. "When we select the artists we don't select them because of the possible message. We select them because of their past work and how they might deal with the space."

The work has been built by a structural metalwork company, Littlehampton Welding, and the interior walls are lined with a soft flock that is 10 times blacker than normal black paint. It can be seen free of charge from tomorrow until 5 April.



Thursday, October 15, 2009

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

PANIC FACE KING

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGXFKuky-ak&feature=youtube_gdata

yeeeaaaahhh!!!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

uhtenshin

2 new Crooks songs have been recently posted, and I, Ryan Mackenzie(Ya, I'm aware it's a girl's name! NOw WHAT!?) Hill, would like people to know that:
myspace.com/crooksjamin

and this...

Monday, October 12, 2009

Replacing For Rent Signs With Art

via The New York Times:

"As the recession drags on and storefronts across New York remain empty, commercial landlords are turning to an unlikely new class of tenants: artists, who in flusher times tend to get pushed out rather than lured in. And the price of entry is not deep pockets, but vivid imaginations and splashy exhibits — anything to lend their darkened buildings a sense of life.

"On terms that are cut-rate and usually temporary — a few weeks or months — the artist gets a gallery or studio, and the landlord gets a vibrant attraction that may deter crime and draw the next wave of paying tenants."

See, guys? The recession isn't (wasn't?) really that bad! Art and stuff! How cool would it be to use a dentist's office as a gallery? Just ask this guy:

"Lishan Chang, an environmental artist who secured studio space in the former dentist’s office in Jamaica, said the storefront was perfect for his current project, “Accident Realm,” which features the dead raccoons, hawks, opossums, skunks and other creatures he finds along the highways.

“'I need a large sink when I do my taxidermy, and this office has a large sink,' said Mr. Chang, who learned to preserve the carcasses at the National Taiwan University and on YouTube. 'I use chemicals and dentists use chemicals, so it fits.'"

So if you're an artist in living in New York, or any city hit hard by these times of economic crisis, grab all of the commercial spaces that you can before the dentists and American Apparels take them back.

NIRVANA MONDAY


Currently reading:




I'll keep you posted on subsequent Mondays.

WHY MARK E. SMITH IS COOLER THAN KURT COBAIN

KURT COULD BE A DICK

MARK E SMITH WAS NEVER NOT A WANKER

THE FALL MONDAY VS. NIRVANA MONDAY

You guys are pathetic...

I'll let you find something for yourself this Nirvana Monday:
http://www.nirvana-music.com/

Sunday, October 11, 2009

"The idea of God was not a lie but a device of the unconscious which needed to be decoded by psychology. A personal god was nothing more than an exalted father-figure: desire for such a deity sprang from infantile yearnings for a powerful, protective father, for justice and fairness and for life to go on forever. God is simply a projection of these desires, feared and worshipped by human beings out of an abiding sense of helplessness. Religion belonged to the infancy of the human race; it had been a necessary stage in the transition from childhood to maturity. It had promoted ethical values which were essential to society. Now that humanity had come of age, however, it should be left behind."
-Sigmund Freud

Saturday, October 10, 2009

An Album Review: Why? - Eskimo Snow

This album is surprisingly chill! Are you allowed to use the word surprise in an album review? How much should an album be judged by its own merits and not by its larger context within an artist's discography? Why am I asking questions that I don't intend to answer??? Because it looks cool and takes up space of course!

How chill is this album? Its so chill that there's not even a lot to say about it. That being said, excuse me for a second while I talk about Alopecia. Heres an album that begs to be discussed and over analyzed. I'm still a big fan of the album but some of the lyrics and musical concepts walk a thin line between amazing and cringe-worthy. As an artist approaches fringe (cringe) territory, a fan must ponder: how astray will this path go? Will the path ever lead back to earlier brilliance ala Oaklandasyunsfneumm whatever the fuck its called? How will Why? ""follow up"" this divisive work?

I must say I am happy with my question's answer! Eskimo Snow is everything that Alopecia is not. Alopecia was like... a stylistic one night stand. Not that Eskimo Snow is a "return to form" as an artist, but that its not a refining of the styles explored on Alopecia. It simultaneously sounds like Sanddollars era Why?, and something entirely new. Seeing Why? live might be a prerequisite for really liking this album. Theres something about the way Josiah plays drums thats so perfect and beautiful. He plays the drums chill! You can hear it in the track "January 20 something". Nothing would ruin the chillness of this album like overplaying the drums. Don't worry though. He's too busy playing the xylophone with his other hand.

The consistency of the album is something to applaud. Maybe its because it happens to be Fall, but it really captures the vibe of Fall. Its really vibey. Enjoy the vibes. Enjoy the flawless musicianship. Enjoy the frontman thats reconciling straight-facedness with a wink.

I give this album 8.7 thumbs up out of 10.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Immanent Death Of An Empire

The Independent recently published an article/interview featuring Gore Vidal, in which Vidal discusses the inescapable and immediate future of the United States, as he sees it, which is rapid decline. Vidal's points here are damn near irrefutable, as are many other similar arguments that are grounded in a good sense of history and a sober assessment of current world affairs. I'll excerpt some of the piece here, and also post a link to the full article at the bottom. This is a very interesting look back on the life of an incredibly interesting man. In case any of you don't know who Gore Vidal is, he is an American author and essayist. And:

"If anyone incarnates the American century that has ended, it is him. He was America's greatest essayist, one of its best-selling novelists and the wit at every party. He holidayed with the Kennedys, cruised for men with Tennessee Williams, was urged to run for Congress by Eleanor Roosevelt, co-wrote some of the most iconic Hollywood films, damned US foreign policy from within, sued Truman Capote, got fellated by Jack Kerouac, watched his cousin Al Gore get elected President and still lose the White House, and – finally, bizarrely – befriended and championed the Oklahoma bomber, Timothy McVeigh."

"Yet now, he says, it is clear the American experiment has been "a failure". It was all for nothing. Soon the country will be ranked "somewhere between Brazil and Argentina, where it belongs." The Empire will collapse militarily in Afghanistan; the nation will collapse internally when Obama is broken "by the madhouse" and the Chinese call in the country's debts. A ruined United States will then be "the Yellow Man's Burden", and 'they'll have us running the coolie cars, or whatever it is they have in the way of transport'."

"'I was like everyone else when Obama was elected – optimistic. Everything we had been saying about racial integration was vindicated,' he says, "but he's incompetent. He will be defeated for re-election. It's a pity because he's the first intellectual president we've had in many years, but he can't hack it. He's not up to it. He's overwhelmed. And who wouldn't be? The United States is a madhouse. The country should be put away – and we're being told to go away. Nothing makes any sense." The President "wants to be liked by everybody, and he thought all he had to do was talk reason. But remember – the Republican Party is not a political party. It's a mindset, like Hitler Youth. It's full of hatred. You're not going to get them aboard. Don't even try. The only way to handle them is to terrify them. He's too delicate for that.'

"When he compares Obama to his old friend Jack Kennedy, he shakes his head. "He's twice the intellectual that Jack was, but Jack knew the great world. Remember he spent a long time in the navy, losing ships. This kid [Obama] has never heard a gun fired in anger. He's absolutely bowled over by generals, who tell him lies and he believes them. He hasn't done anything. If you were faced with great problems in chemistry – to find the perfect gas, to gas a population – you won't know for a long time whether it works. You have to go by what people tell you. He's like that. He's not ready for prime time and he's getting a lot of prime time on his plate at once.'"

"'Benjamin Franklin saw all this coming," he says. "I quote him because most Americans don't even know who he was now. In Philadelphia in 1781, when the constitution was being put together, he was an observer. He didn't want to have any part of it, and as he was leaving the Constitution Hall in Philadelphia a couple of old ladies said, 'Ah, Mr Franklin, what is going to happen?' He told them: 'Well, you're going to get a Republic, if you can keep it. But every constitution of this sort has failed since the beginning of time due to the corruption of the people.'"

"So the American people are corrupt? Americans weren't good enough for America? "'Precisely. They were only good enough to be a restive colonial power – or the dregs of one.'"

"But there is, he says with sudden perkiness, some "good news. Afghanistan will be terminal for the American empire, yes. Which is a happy way of looking at it. We'll be out of the empire game, rapidly. But it's too late for the country and the constitution." He raises his drink, and smiles ironically. "To a better republic," he says, and drinks in one long gulp."


Full Article


THIS IS WHY QWERM69 IS STILL WITH US ON CAKE POLICE ISLAND







win

you can be sober and still have a bad trip

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Interview Humor

AD: Can you talk a bit more about what the actual writing process for this EP was like?

RR: Dean (Spunt, drummer of No Age) and I sit down in lab coats and then start using big scientific calculators, plugging in numbers, equations with 80’s hardcore and shoe-gaze music and find the right ratio that expresses our deepest, darkest inner, secret emotions that never see the light of day but are disguised by thinly veiled homoerotic fiction.

AD: (laughs) So you also have a machine for interview answers?
RR:
(laughs) Yeah!


Full Interview, which is worth reading, @ Aquarium Drunkard

practice cop, drummers, pot brownie



If the devil played drums he'd practice so fucking much it would be ridiculous. he'd get sweaty and take a breath and just keep fuckin goin. he wouldn't give a shit that it's totally annoying for everyone else. practice is important, and the devil knows that. i never practice anymore. no one wants to listen to it, ya know? boom bop booom bop bop bop. even reading that aloud is annoying. i have a confession: i play the drums. the drums were my first instrument and i was a drummer. like, only a drummer. ugh.... it's really embarrassing to admit because i play guitar and write these days and i totally hate drummers. learning to play guitar made me way better at the drums. if all drummers would play only the guitar or the piano or some chordal instrument for a few months bands would get better. drummers have to be at least 60% of the annoyance for any band we play with. drummers have no etiquette, they take their shirts off, they have to make sure everything is set up by playing in loud bursts or spasms before the show even starts, they make drummer face, they have too many cymbals, they have piercings and mohawks, they hit the bell of the ride and then the open hi-hats. what's with that? ting* shhhhhh. like that's the only thing to play during a quarter note rest. oh and if they sing, oh jesus, if they sing the mic stand gets so embarrassingly long it looks like a dick joke. all this and more gives me serious second-hand embarrassment.
that's why we started pot brownie. pot brownie is the best fucking band in the world. we don't have any songs, only rules, and you can fucking bet that a rule is 'no playing of any instruments until the show starts' and 'no mohawks'. then it's only breakdowns and feedback for about three to ten minutes, depending on the audience/show etc.. once we played a minute and a half. oh and if someone moshes, the show is over. it happened at our second show. we was all 'nope', and that was it.
i think we're gonna start selling pot brownies at shows. it makes sense. maybe throw in a CD for whoever buys one to loose on their way home. and i think we're gonna have a lead singer to just hold an unplugged microphone and headbang, maybe sell our dope for us. oh shit, what if the singer sold the dope only during our set? that'd be the shit!

the best not battle

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faxliSmLvJ8&feature=rec-HM-r2

Monday, October 5, 2009

This Guy Is So Cool

Boys and girls (Do any girls read this blog? If so, comment in the replies and assert your feminine identity, because I'm really curious. Additionally, does anyone read this blog?), I would like to introduce you to Ken Silverstein, Washington Editor for Harper's magazine and blogger for Harpers online. Here is his comment on Barack Obama's recent decision to delay his meeting with the Dali Lama in order to curry favor with the Chinese government.

"Mind you, I think the Dalai Lama is an overrated gasbag who’s never accomplished much of anything, and that many Western supporters of the Holy Lord, Gentle Glory, Compassionate, Defender of the Faith, Ocean of Wisdom are dippy pretend Buddhists. Still, he does represent the people of Tibet and it’s sad that Obama appears to have even less courage than George W. Bush when it comes to accommodating the Chinese government."

An article cited by Silverstein points out that this will be the first time since 1991 that the Dali Lama will visit the United States and NOT meet with the president. Additionally, George W. Bush, of all people, was apparently the first sitting president to meet publicly with the Dali Lama. This isn't quite as shocking as it may seem, after a little reflection, when you take into account his vociferous hatred of those (i.e. China) who "hate democracy." (i.e. Him) Still, on the surface level, he is making Obama look bad by comparison, something I never conceived to be possible. Pretty disheartening.

smells like someone wants to be girl talk






MASH UPZ R 4 QUEERZ

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Saturday, October 3, 2009

RADIOHEAD SUCKS



Stanley Donwood is mostly known for his epic radiohead cover arts but his latest endeavor entitled PANDEMONS proves that the kid has got some chops, definitely some chops.



"I've got nothing against goats," says Donwood of the new series. "I've just discovered that if I draw a goat, give it the mouth of a rapacious carnivore then dress it in the suit and tie of a disgraced banker or politician it looks fucking evil."



million dollar deals from
my iPhone

real life

San Francisco Treat

If you're ever in San Francisco there's a spot you MUST go to: Ike's Place. Sure, there's always a like and you may have to wait up to 30 minutes to get your sandwich, but it's fucking worth it, okay? Many fellow cake-eaters have been lucky enough experience Ike's, some of which I have shared. In fact, I just devoured the "Veggie Napoleon Complex" and it was a god damn beautiful thing. Does anyone want to have the $15 Doomsday sandwich with me?

Thursday, October 1, 2009

things to be thankful for (4)

LOOK WHAT EXISTS ON THE INTERNET DAD!

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Jesus Christ, These Girls


The girls in Dirty Projectors are really good at harmonizing, in case you didn't know. Below, you will find a link to an mp3 of an unreleased song they recently played on the Jimmy Fallon show, which proves this fact once and for all and forever. Above, you will find an image of one of these talented sirens. Just a little treat to brighten up your Thursday, before you start quenching that thirst that has surely been accumulating all week. Or all day, maybe, if you are Mothlight.


(via Stereogum)