YOUR BELOVED CAKE-SLAYING HERO-POLICE GABE, CHRIS, MATT AND I INFILTRATED THE LARGEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER WE DRESSED THE PARTS AND MADE OFF WITH SO MUCH BUMRUSH IN OUR STOMACHS THAT THESE CAKEHUMANS NEVER EVEN KNEW WHAT HIT THEM..... BUT...... SOME DISTINCTION IS REQUIRED-- SOME TERM EXPLAINING- NEVER GLOSS OVER THE GLOSSARY --- PART FUCKIN TWO THE REVENGE OF THE GLOSSARY
CAKE-EATERS::
CAKE POLICE::
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CAKE POLICE:
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CAKE POLICE!!!!
CAKE EATERS??!?!?!?!?!???!?:::
CCCAAAKKKEEE PPPOOOLLLIIICCCEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!:::
THINGS I OVER HEARD: "I WENT ON A SHORT TRIP TO ASPEN AND ENDED UP STAYING AND SKIING FOR DAYYYSSS..."
"SO WAS IT YOUR 18YR OLD WHO JUST DID THE RUNNING OF THE BULLS?"
is a punk still punk when hes bent on punk rock?
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ReplyDeletebut sometimes, its like, the cake taste so good... maybe ill not talk to anyone after the candles r blown so i can get that FIRST PIECE fucking delicious
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ReplyDeletefucking cake all OVER my mouth. ill play the nervous card all day for a bit of that sugar
ReplyDeletebut it looks like i should start playing the game... cuz while im talking to glenn beck here about bias, GABE IS A FUCKING PIMP look at that. jesus
n is that a bottle of squirt? or fresca, for the calorie conscious? boomsnake wins round 2, no poll needed
Gabe's vest is really cramping my style.
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