Sunday, May 29, 2011

How Do You Beat a Democrat Who Looks Unbeatable?

Take a page out of the sacred text of electioneering, the 2000 presidential heist in Florida. Namely, make sure as few minorities are allowed access to their constitutional right to vote as possible. From the NYT:

"Less than 18 months before the next presidential election, Republican-controlled statehouses around the country are rewriting voting laws to require photo identification at the polls, reduce the number of days of early voting or tighten registration rules.

"Republican legislators say the new rules, which have advanced in 13 states in the past two months, offer a practical way to weed out fraudulent votes and preserve the integrity of the ballot box. Democrats say the changes have little to do with fraud prevention and more to do with placing obstacles in the way of possible Democratic voters, including young people and minorities."

"The battleground states of Ohio and Pennsylvania are among those moving ahead on voter ID bills, part of a trend that seems likely to intensify the kind of pitched partisan jousting over voting that has cropped up in recent presidential races."

"Democrats, who point to scant evidence of voter-impersonation fraud, say the unified Republican push for photo identification cards carries echoes of the Jim Crow laws — with their poll taxes and literacy tests — that inhibited black voters in the South from Reconstruction through the 1960s. Election experts say minorities, poor people and students — who tend to skew Democratic — are among those least likely to have valid driver’s licenses, the most prevalent form of identification. Older people, another group less likely to have licenses, are swing voters."

“'Over the last 20 years, we have seen Florida grow quite rapidly, and we have such a mix of populations,” said State Representative Dennis K. Baxley, the Florida Republican who wrote the law to tighten third-party registration here. “When we fail to protect every ballot, we disenfranchise people who participate legitimately.'”

There are a couple of things to note in the text above. First, the NYT's use of the phrase "partisan jousting over voting," which comes across unbelievably casually. Because, you know, the power wielders in DC are just playing a little game with the single most important remnant of our democracy, as they will. No biggie? Reading the NYT makes me feel increasingly dirty these days.

And then, of course, that last sentence. Protect every ballot from what? Voter fraud? Never mind that the only significant case of that in recent history came about as a result of exactly this type of measure, and that there is absolutely no need for Democrats to fudge the numbers on this one, even if they were so inclined. I mean, look, I've voiced many concerns with Barack Obama the President on this space, but you should definitely vote for him if you vote next year. Democratic administrations tend to do much better in their second terms (when reelection isn't priority #1, and they start thinking about their "legacy" instead), and he's sure as hell better than any potential Republican candidate for office. But, while you should still vote, I wouldn't get too stressed out this time around. He's going to win.

As for the second part of the sentence, well, this is just classic Republican bullshit, echoing the official conservative line over every fight for minority rights in this country's history. That when they (the LGBT community, racial minorities, women, etc. etc.) can do what we (white, male, rich, undeniably enfranchised folk) can do, that makes us slightly less special little snowflakes, and I DON'T LIKE IT! (For further reading on this subject, see this absolutely disgusting piece by hack extraordinaire David Brooks)

Lest I bury the lede, I should close with this: Take a valid form of picture ID (drivers license, passport, or a standard ID you can get at the DMV) to the polls in 2012, and tell your family and friends to do the same.

Thursday, May 26, 2011

here we go! WAAAHOOO!

couldnt finish watching


Yep.

This is just a very informative video.


Hope you learned something, kids!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Apocalypse Watch: Kind Of Just Everything

Bill McKibben on the recent pattern of storms that of course isn't really a pattern because if it were we might actually have to confront some cultural issues that deal with our own patterns of consumption and God forbid maybe even cut back on some of the shit that amounts to what we call standard of living:

"Caution: It is vitally important not to make connections. When you see pictures of rubble like this week's shots from Joplin, Mo., you should not wonder: Is this somehow related to the tornado outbreak three weeks ago in Tuscaloosa, Ala., or the enormous outbreak a couple of weeks before that (which, together, comprised the most active April for tornadoes in U.S. history). No, that doesn't mean a thing.

"It is far better to think of these as isolated, unpredictable, discrete events. It is not advisable to try to connect them in your mind with, say, the fires burning across Texas -- fires that have burned more of America at this point this year than any wildfires have in previous years. Texas, and adjoining parts of Oklahoma and New Mexico, are drier than they've ever been -- the drought is worse than that of the Dust Bowl. But do not wonder if they're somehow connected.

"If you did wonder, you see, you would also have to wonder about whether this year's record snowfalls and rainfalls across the Midwest -- resulting in record flooding along the Mississippi -- could somehow be related. And then you might find your thoughts wandering to, oh, global warming, and to the fact that climatologists have been predicting for years that as we flood the atmosphere with carbon we will also start both drying and flooding the planet, since warm air holds more water vapor than cold air."


More like this here. Also, you should read Bill McKibben's books. They are great.

Friday, May 20, 2011

Another Movie Rec


This isn't out here in the States yet, but it will be next weekend. I saw it earlier this week in Paris, and it is a masterpiece. I have said that of two other Malick films in the past, but this is the new bar. It is by far his most experimental and ambitious film. It tells the story of a family in a small town in Texas and the story of the history of the cosmos. It will most likely resonate strongly with you if you grew up with siblings, or parents, or if you are a human. Sean Penn is barely in it. Brad Pitt is in it quite a bit, and the physicality of his performance is terrific. There are dinosaurs.

See this movie in theaters.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

fuck it. be a link

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NO SNARK

i'm sorry i haven't posted in a while. i'm busier than you. no really. no matter how hard your job is that requires you to do that thing that you just can't stand. i work harder and i make more money than you. and i'm poor still because of creative ambitions.

i think therefore i am..... poor.

don't be a piece of shit. work for what you want, you fucking fruit booter

Sunday, May 15, 2011

HIGHLY RECOMMENDED




If you have a Karagarga account, it's on there.


Friday, May 13, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

Totally Predictable, Obscenely Noncontroversial

The Obama administration has been hovering around this one for a while now, and obviously found their perfect moment to pull the trigger, literally. Glenn Greenwald on the newly emboldened Obama administration's assassination attempt this Friday, whose target was American citizen Anwar al-Awlaki, who, it should be noted, has never been accused of carrying out any acts of violence, but merely engaging in rhetoric that allegedly inspires people to carry out violent acts:

"The attack does not appear to have killed Mr. Awlaki, the officials said, but may have killed operatives of Al Qaeda's affiliate in Yemen. "

"The other people killed "may have" been Al Qaeda operatives. Or they "may not have" been. Who cares? They're mere collateral damage on the glorious road to ending the life of this American citizen without due process (and pointing out that the Fifth Amendment to the U.S. Constitution expressly guarantees that "no person shall be deprived of life without due process of law" -- and provides no exception for war -- is the sort of tedious legalism that shouldn't interfere with the excitement of drone strikes).

"There are certain civil liberties debates where, even though I hold strong opinions, I can at least understand the reasoning and impulses of those who disagree; the killing of bin Laden was one such instance. But the notion that the President has the power to order American citizens assassinated without an iota of due process -- far from any battlefield, not during combat -- is an idea so utterly foreign to me, so far beyond the bounds of what is reasonable, that it's hard to convey in words or treat with civility.

"How do you even engage someone in rational discussion who is willing to assume that their fellow citizen is guilty of being a Terrorist without seeing evidence for it, without having that evidence tested, without giving that citizen a chance to defend himself -- all because the President declares it to be so? "I know Awlaki, my fellow citizen, is a Terrorist and he deserves to die. Why? Because the President decreed that, and that's good enough for me. Trials are so pre-9/11." If someone is willing to dutifully click their heels and spout definitively authoritarian anthems like that, imagine how impervious to reason they are on these issues."

"What's most striking about this is how it relates to the controversies during the Bush years. One of the most strident attacks from the Democrats on Bush was that he wanted to eavesdrop on Americans without warrants. One of the first signs of Bush/Cheney radicalism was what they did to Jose Padilla: assert the power to imprison this American citizen without charges. Yet here you have Barack Obama asserting the power not to eavesdrop on Americans or detain them without charges -- but to target them for killing without charges -- and that, to many of his followers, is perfectly acceptable. It's a "horrific shredding of the Constitution" and an act of grave lawlessness for Bush to eavesdrop on or detain Americans without any due process; but it's an act of great nobility when Barack Obama ends their lives without any due process."

With regard to Greenwald's last point, I think there are two ways to interpret this (at least). The obvious one is that the vast majority of Democrats will support anything that is done by a Democratic president. This is a fact. A second point that Glenn fails to consider however is the "otherness" of Anwar al-Awlaki. Warrantless wiretapping is something that could happen to any American ("Hey, wait, that means me!"), and is therefore much more likely to incite widespread public outcry than an attempt on the life of someone with links to Al-Queda who preaches radical Islam and is named Anwar. Even after Barack Obama was elected President of this country there was/is a large faction that weren't even capable of accepting he was a fellow citizen.

My heart dropped as soon as I read the title to this post, as it confirms the fears Glenn laid out in his post I quoted here last week, fears I shared. Those who were writing in the wake of bin Laden's killing that this may signal the end of the War on Terror were being incredibly naive. What bin Laden's killing much more likely signified was the setting of a new precedent of what the president could get away with, or, optimistically, the establishment of "grace period" during which no patriotic US citizen will pay even the minimal amount of attention they're normally willing to begrudgingly give to US actions abroad because they don't want their buzz killed. And, as Glenn notes, if this is the new bar for what is acceptable, what could there possibly be that is not? The President sending American troops to war without Congressional approval? Oh, whoops. I forgot.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Monday, May 2, 2011

Although...


This is a very classic piece of reductive and therefore effective internet humor.

Is It Just Me?

Or is anyone else throughly creeped out by the intense bloodlust being flaunted by millions in the US right now? It's upsetting, right? I preferred it when we compartmentalized this particular hunger to the public and home theaters screening Eli Roth films and derivations thereof. For those of you actually in the US right now, are you seeing any of this apparently raucous and widespread celebration in the streets? Is it as intense as it seems to be on the internet?

Glenn Greenwald has some great thoughts, as always. Particularly regarding what this may portend:

"But beyond the emotional fulfillment that comes from vengeance and retributive justice, there are two points worth considering. The first is the question of what, if anything, is going to change as a result of the two bullets in Osama bin Laden's head? Are we going to fight fewer wars or end the ones we've started? Are we going to see a restoration of some of the civil liberties which have been eroded at the alter of this scary Villain Mastermind? Is the War on Terror over? Are we Safer now?

"Those are rhetorical questions. None of those things will happen. If anything, I can much more easily envision the reverse. Whenever America uses violence in a way that makes its citizens cheer, beam with nationalistic pride, and rally around their leader, more violence is typically guaranteed. Futile decade-long wars in Iraq and Afghanistan may temporarily dampen the nationalistic enthusiasm for war, but two shots to the head of Osama bin Laden -- and the We are Great and Good proclamations it engenders -- can easily rejuvenate that war love. One can already detect the stench of that in how Pakistan is being talked about: did they harbor bin Laden as it seems and, if so, what price should they pay? We're feeling good and strong about ourselves again -- and righteous -- and that's often the fertile ground for more, not less, aggression."


P.S. As I was typing this and about to press "Publish Post" the guy working the desk/bar at my hostel held up the local paper and said, "You see they finally got the fucker then?" And that's in FUCKING SWITZERLAND!