Apocalypse Watch: Cheeseburgers I Mean Cows Are Now Dying Too, Plus Cloning

"200 cows were found dead Friday on a farm in Portage County, Wisconsin. The dead cows had to be removed with semi-trucks. The rest of the farm has not been quarantined, as officials say no threat is posed toward humans or other animals, according the The AP."

"Tests are still underway to determine what is responsible. See WSAW's full video report here."

So, yeah, 200 dead cows, unexplained causes, but definitely no further threat to animals or humans. Just really good, very well reasoned research and reporting. Additionally, continuing the conspiracy theory-infused, paranoid tone of this post, human scientists are now trying to resurrect the mammoth in the belly of an elephant, which sounds to me like it could only result in the creation of a monster, if it actually results in the creation of anything at all.

Finally, this video of Jon Stewart talking about the ridiculousness of Sarah Palin pretending that she is a victim and that people are trying to "silence her" when people on networks that aren't Fox News are constantly begging her to come on their nationally syndicated networks and talk, and she is saying no like crazy. Tenuous connection to the rest of the post, sure, but I don't want to make two posts and you can't make me.