Wednesday, March 24, 2010

A Bunch of Fucking Assholes

All three of you faithful Cake Police followers will not be shocked in the least by the fact that I think James Cameron is an asshole with an unconscionably overinflated ego whose lofty purported morals are dubious at best. However, today brings interesting news of James Cameron, never one for introspection, calling another fucking asshole out for what he is. This fucking asshole is none other than Glenn Beck. Says Cameron:

"Glenn Beck is a fucking asshole"

Agreed!

Cameron, ever the environmentalist, also had some harsh words for global warming deniers:

"I want to call all those deniers out into the street at high noon and shoot it out with those boneheads."

Sounds great! I mean, this is really a win-win scenario. This way James Cameron would be gone forever, we wouldn't be subjected to two more Avatar movies, and maybe be minus one or two other idiot assholes.

Here's one of those idiot/fucking assholes who would hopefully go down:


For maximum symbolic efficiency, imagine that that is Barack Obama W's wiping his hand off on.

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