Grab-n-Go Espresso: Stimulation For Your Mind And Your Dick

What's up in Everett, WA, you ask? More than you might think. Police recently busted a coffee stand for *ahem* inappropriate attire *ahem* that served as a double shot straight to the cock. The stand was operated by scantily clad women who stripped while they served their customers their morning pick-me-up.

All right, no more puns, I promise.

Police recently busted it up, so save the money you were about to drop on last-minute airfare, pervs. What makes this story noteworthy, however, is that in order to prove what was going on was in fact going on, the police had to provide evidence (duh), in this case in the form of photographs. Well, these photographs were released to the Everett Herald. They didn't print them, for obvious reasons, but some blogs have, for equally obvious reasons.

Also, there are a lot of these photos. Like, really, a lot. And some of them are really fucking disgusting.

And here is the really funny/bummer part: cops were being paid by taxpayers to repeatedly visit and photograph the women at this strip cafe. I bet that really got their sirens going (Sorry)! So below you will find just one example of the great investigative police work these fine men did. Just to get an idea, because this is not a porn blog, nor is it 4chan (if you see a difference).

Super NSFW, obviously:

On a related note, has anyone else noticed how much pseudo-porn Huffington Post posts? And also how it's almost always in their top viewed section? Weird, right?