have you ever seen a bird eat cheese?

Think about it. No one has. Birds simply don't like the taste cheese. Or do they? A rare sunny San Francisco day forced my roommate and I to find the truth from our front steps where pigeons, crows, seagulls (sometimes) and those little brown birds flock around the McDonalds next door.

1. We put bits of old cheese (cheddar) out front. Please notice how we spread them about to avoid any suspicion.


2. Ah, yes, our first customer. He places the cheese in his beak...


3. Could it be?! Will the pigeon eat the cheese?!


4. Rats! Should have known better! They drop the cheese in search of other treats.


5. Bastards walk away. Mission: FAILED.