R. Kelly Is Writing A Memoir

Apparently, the book will "tell it like it is," and "go through all his drama, including child pornography charges that ended in acquittal." Looks like Kells is jumpin' aboard the Straight Talk Express. The book is scheduled for release in 2011, so you have plenty of time to write to Santa and make sure you're covered for Christmas two years from now.

No word yet on a film adaptation of the sure to be (not sure to be) explosive memoir. When this does get made into a film, because everything is made into a film these days and let's be honest this shit is gonna happen, who would you like to see portray Kells onscreen? My vote goes to "Big," of Rob and Big fame. I would probably settle for Morgan Freeman though. Probably.

Read the other very little bit there is to read about this breaking news at Huffington Post.

Hey, Guys. We're Back. Sincerely, PAVEMENT!!!!

In case you haven't heard, the rumors are actually true this time, Pavement are back in the motherfucking hizzy, and will be touring the world in 2010. So keep your eyes glued to the interweb for pre-sales cus once these tickets go on sale you're going to have approximately two minutes to get your shit together and pick up one of these golden tickets to see these certifiable indie rock legends in action. It's even more imperative you're on your game because, if you believe the band, this is a one-off type of deal. !!!!!!!!